Three Boys + One Toilet
Once upon a time in a land far away there lived a Mama Bear, a Papa bear and two wee little boy bears. Their home was in a fabulous location with lots of light, plus it was rent controlled. But one day Mama Bear went in the bathroom, took one glance at the toilet and absolutely lost it!
"Papa Bear! Eight Year Old Bear! Six Year Old Bear!" she called. Can you three come in the bathroom, please?
Moments later, Papa Bear and his two little boy bears shuffled into the bathroom.
"Which one of you pissed all over the toilet?" Mama Bear asked?
"Not me!" said Papa Bear. "I'm a grown up. I'm too old to miss the bowl."
Eight Year-Old Bear nodded his head in agreement. "I'd never do that," he said. I'm a candidate for sainthood, and besides, I prefer to pee in bushes. That's more natural and eco-friendly."
Mama Bear turned her eyes on the youngest and smallest member of the family, Six Year-Old Bear.
"Noooo! It wasn't me! I swear! Hee hee hee!" giggled Six Year-Old Bear. "I promise! It wasn't me!"
Mama Bear narrowed her eyes at the three male bears standing in front of her. "So the pee just magically got on the top of the toilet seat? And who doesn't even let the seat up these days? That's just gross."
Again, all three bears denied they'd been the one to whizz all over the toilet seat and Mama Bear grew more frustrated with their denials. Finally she shooed all three male bears out of the bathroom and dug some cleaning products out from under the sink.
That night before she went to bed, Mama Bear prayed to the supreme being. "Oh, Goldilocks! Please send me a reasonably priced new home with two bathrooms. I can't take pee on the toilet anymore!"
Will Goldilocks answer Mama Bear's prayers? Will Mama Bear go on bathroom cleaning strike? Tune in next time for more Bear Family Adventures!