If You Own Booty Pop Panties You're Trifling
For those of you not genetically blessed with a round, lovely, Sir Mix-A-Lot-worthy gluteus maximus, welcome to the era of "Booty Pop Panties".Yes, that's what these undergarments are really called. I just saw the commercial or else I wouldn't believe they actually exist. I had no idea padded booty-enhancing underwear has become so mainstream it's now in the esteemed annals of As Seen On TV products. Right up there with the Ped-Egg and the Magic Chop.
"What I love about Booty Pop is the lift and the shape and the roundness" - Um, except that your lifted booty is totally fake! Take those underwear off and you're left with the same flabby, pancake-flat rear you started with.
I wonder, what's next? Padded underwear for men? Yeah, just wait till men start wearing Penis Pop Panties. "Forget socks and Viagra! Get the Penis Pop Panty!" Can't you just see the commercial for that?
Despite the Booty Pop promises, I think I prefer to do squats so that my butt is genuine. And if it's not a perfectly round perky booty, so what? Who cares? I'm not trying to get people to pay attention to my rear. Even if society doesn't want me to know it, I am more than my behind.
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Enhancing what you already have is one thing, but faking something completely non-existent is another. I don't know why men go along with it.
And I certainly won't be wearing penis pop panties any time soon!!
Yeah...the booty pop panties are officially trifling. And fake-looking. After being teased and called "flat butt" and "nassatall" from elementary through high school, I eventually learned to get over it and be happy with what I (don't) have.
And FYI, I'm sure a lot of men will think these look fake too. My husband almost fell over laughing that anyone would think these things look natural.
But even though the panties are cheaper, I think I'll booty pass. :-)
Haha! Yeah, apparently the "pop" is only alright if it's in certain places on the rear. I don't think I qualify either! :)
Nick,
You don't want a pair of penis pop panties? I should try to market them... they'd be a bestseller somewhere!
It is interesting to see a lot of the shapewear of yesteryear making a comeback. Nobody wants to call them girdles tho!
Jennae,
You mean not ALL of us sistas have King magazine cover worthy rears??? I'm OK with not having that sort of behind, either. Mine always got blamed on, "Her daddy's white..." Such stupidity - we come in all different body types, too.
As far as the fakeness, I suppose the thinking is that by the time the man undresses you, he'll be so caught up in the throes of passion he won't notice that the "pop" has disappeared. But if you need to attract someone with fakeness, what kind of relationship is that gonna be? Or maybe a relationship isn't the point at all. Maybe it's all about the, ahem, booty-call.
J'taimee,
I know. Isn't it ridiculous?
Remnants,
I'm in shock about that cost, too! Especially since depending on how well you do/don't take care of your body, the surgery is only a temporary fix.
meh
Psst... Jennea - romanian dead lift - look them up, do them, you'll have a shelf. (That's what Jessica Biel did)