Strange Things You See In Hipstervania
Sometimes, folks just try to be a little too artsy and it turns out like this:While I was running through Hipstervania yesterday I stumbled across this barftastic window display. I can't tell if the mannequin is supposed to a) be bulimic b) intoxicated c) a swine flu victim. Or has she simply watched too many Tom Cruise films all at once?
My other guess is that the window dressers are just sooo avant garde they're demonstrating our connection with the waste of the world via a mannequin with her head in a toilet bowl.
Makes perfect sense doesn't it? I just wish they'd positioned La Mannequin so she wasn't actually touching the bowl. I've never touched a toilet bowl while vomiting in it. I'm too germ paranoid for that.
Let's hope copycat displays don't spread throughout this fair city!