What Day Is It? Either Way, It's Randomness Time!

Is it already 12:07 am on Friday night? Er, I mean, Saturday morning?

Since it is, I officially enroll myself in the 12-step program called Blog Slackers Anonymous.

The first step:

I admitted I was powerless over falling asleep on my couch instead of writing on my blog... pfft, Let's just jump to the 'making amends' step and I'll get to writing.

1) Hey BP! Meet My Foot!: I know BP's CEO Tony Hayward did NOT say, "The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume."

==> Oh, snap. YES HE DID! Where are all the ol'skool grandmas saying, "Go get me a switch from up out the backyard," when we need them?

I think I'm suddenly in favor of waterboarding certain very special oil excutives with oil and dispersant contaminated water. And I think that's what President Obama was feeling today, too. -- Actually, I think Obama wanted to go grab the closest extension cord and go to town. Yes, I said extension cord. They're multipurpose for real. (There is no "ask me how" button on my shirt, mmkay?)

2) SOB! "Angel" Ain't An Angel: As a watcher of every single episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer AND it's spinoff Angel, I've been a BIG David Boreanaz fan for a long time. Seriously, my world used to STOP when Buffy or Angel came on TV. (Yes, those were the days before I had kids.)

The one time I saw Boreanaz in real life was at The Grove here in LA just after his first kid was born. He was pushing the baby carriage for his wife. But, he just HAD to go get it on with that Rachel Uchitel character WHILE his wife was preggo with their second baby. Eww, who does that? And WHY, pray tell, are jump-offs holding press conferences live on TMZ to discuss the dirt they've done?

I think there's a Whodini song for that...

And before you get your panties in a bunch, they BOTH need to be singing it. Actually, how about all of Hollywood just organize a group sing-a-long at the Staples Center after the Lakers win the NBA Championship again. Kobe can lead it.

3) Speaking of Vampires...: If Hollywood made vampires look like Glenn Beck, nobody would be interested in them.

Instead, we get hotties like Paul Wesley playing vamps on TV.

Clearly, this is the 'How Ya Like Me Now?' pose.

Seriously, the Vampire Diaries guy is SO much better looking than that Twilight dude.

4) Something In The Milk Ain't Clean: Just like when applying hair gel, baby oil and lipgloss, with Photoshop, there's clearly a certain point where you just need to stop while you're still ahead.

Obviously, the person who did this travesty to the Sex and the City ladies didn't get the memo. I'm SO not excited to see this movie.

5) Macy's On Friday Night: I can testify first hand that not one piece of clothing in that store looks good on me. Believe me, I tried to make it work. Nothing was working. I'd like Tim Gunn to drag me around in there. Make something work for me, Tim. Please.

Last But ABSOLUTELY Not Least

6) Junior High Movie Time in Oxnard: The only time I go to Oxnard, CA is when I'm driving up the 101 on the way to Santa Barbara. I used to know almost nothing about the place. But as of yesterday, I know that some middle school kids allegedly got their freak on IN CLASS while the room was dark and a film re-enactment of a book they'd read was being shown.

Just as gross is that some parents claim to have seen video of it. That's just nasty!

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Now it's time for bed. OK, it was time for bed like 3 hours ago. Hope you're out there doing something more fun then blogging tonight!