How "You Look Beautiful" Turns Into "You Fat B*****"

“Don’t worry, you look beautiful,” said the burly man standing next to me in the grocery store checkout line.

My peripheral vision took in his red t-shirt, sagging blue jeans and disturbing leer.

I didn't respond... which of course leads to the following:

“Actually, you ain’t all that. You got the most jacked up weave I’ve ever seen.”

It's not a weave, but whatever. I still didn’t look his way.

“And you could stand to lose 10 pounds… I take that back. Maybe 20 pounds.”

The cashier began ringing up my golden delicious apples.

“You f^*$ing fat bitch,” he continued.

And that’s when I turned , pulled off my shirt and pants, and begged him to have his way with me right there on the floor of the checkout aisle.

No, just kidding! I didn't do that, but is that what he expected would happen when he reassuringly told me not to worry because I'm still beautiful?

I'm sure there's not a single woman reading this that's surprised by this guy's 180 change of heart. This is how it always goes:

Step 1. Baby, you're hot.

Step 2. Oh, you think you're too good to speak to me?

Step 3. You're an ugly bitch.

Women never do this to men. I wish guys like this could be on a hidden camera and then have their behavior played back to them.

photo courtesy of Flickr user MrB-MMX.