How "You Look Beautiful" Turns Into "You Fat B*****"
“Don’t worry, you look beautiful,” said the burly man standing next to me in the grocery store checkout line.
My peripheral vision took in his red t-shirt, sagging blue jeans and disturbing leer.
I didn't respond... which of course leads to the following:
“Actually, you ain’t all that. You got the most jacked up weave I’ve ever seen.”
It's not a weave, but whatever. I still didn’t look his way.
“And you could stand to lose 10 pounds… I take that back. Maybe 20 pounds.”
The cashier began ringing up my golden delicious apples.
“You f^*$ing fat bitch,” he continued.
And that’s when I turned , pulled off my shirt and pants, and begged him to have his way with me right there on the floor of the checkout aisle.
No, just kidding! I didn't do that, but is that what he expected would happen when he reassuringly told me not to worry because I'm still beautiful?
I'm sure there's not a single woman reading this that's surprised by this guy's 180 change of heart. This is how it always goes:
Step 1. Baby, you're hot.
Step 2. Oh, you think you're too good to speak to me?
Step 3. You're an ugly bitch.
Women never do this to men. I wish guys like this could be on a hidden camera and then have their behavior played back to them.
photo courtesy of Flickr user MrB-MMX.