You Have Six Days Till Valentine's Day
I have a LOT to write about. Really important things, but I am tired. I'm so tired that ten minutes ago I fell asleep sitting straight up on the couch. Hmm... where is my clone? That heffa needs to come home and carry me off to bed. In the meantime:
1) I'm grateful we didn't that psycho blizzard here in LA.
2) I'm really, really grateful we didn't get that psycho blizzard here in LA.
3) I'd come help you shovel if I could.
The sad thing is you KNOW there's dudes on the east coast who are already using this storm as an excuse to not get their boo a Valentine's Day present. "But see what had happened was we got like 33 inches of snow, baby, so I couldn't get you a box of chocolates from the Rite Aid."
Guys, here's a hint: The only things you better get from a Rite Aid, Walgreens or CVS are a card and a bag of conversation hearts. Otherwise, you're better off showing up with a ring made of foil.
And please don't go take your girl to that wack looking Valentine's Day movie. Even if she says she wants to go see it, have another plan. A better plan.
As for moi, I'm at the point where I'll take a clean house and eight hours of sleep over a box of chocolates and a bunch of roses.
Now that I've gotten that off my chest, I'm going to bed and I'm going to dream of lovely bunches of ranunculus. Maybe someone will send me some.
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