Your Insanely Sheer Workout Outfit Needs To GO

Dear Los Angeles Ladies,

In case I haven't mentioned it lately, I think you're awesome.

Now that the niceties are out of the way, can we talk about what some of your Angeleno sisters wear for their early-evening stroll around the neighborhood?

For example, my kids and I were driving home around 7:30 pm on busy-as-all-heck Beverly Boulevard, and lo-and-behold, there was some bouncing boo-tay out on a walk.

I'm guessing the wearer didn't pause to think about how, y'know, if you choose to wear workout tights that are skin-tight, sheer - and I mean so sheer your thong is visible - everyone's going to see your butt.

Want to know what my sons said about her as we watched her switch up the street, swinging your hand weights: "EWW! A BUTT!!! Eww, I saw her UNDERWEARS!!!"

And then nine year-old Mr. O said, "I bet she wore that on purpose. People do dumb things for attention."

I love my sons. I hope they always have this reaction to butt on display in public. But in the meantime, if this was one of your sista-friends, tell her that outfit needed to go! And if that was you, yes, your workouts are working for you but no, I don't want to see the results.

Love,

Los Angelista