It's Gettin' Real In The Whole Foods Parking Lot

I love my friends. One of them just sent this rap parody video of the Whole Foods shopping experience. Gosh, I laughed so hard just now watching it.

"Yo man...
Yo I know you see me here dude!!
I've been waiting here like 10 minutes, man!
No, no no... this is MY parking space man.
What you need to do is put your little hybrid in reverse,
And go out the way you came in.
Yo its about to get REAL in the Whole Foods parking lot man..."

Hahahaha! Please let these guys do a Trader Joe's version, too!


Jameil said…
Could you please move? You're right in front of the quinoa. LOLOL
Liz Dwyer said…
I know! I about choked on my tea over that line. So awesome.
Toni Campbell said…
"picking up cayenne pepper for his Master Cleanse"! LOL
Of course you would post this when you know I have to go to Whole Foods tomorrow! I'm sure I'll be humming this down the aisles...
dolphyngyrl said…
I don't even shop at Whole Foods because it scares me, but YES! I'd love to see a Trader Joe's version! The one I shop at has this tiny little parking lot, so why do those fools abandon their Subarus before they pull all the way in the parking space? You can fit Smart cars in some of the gaps!
Rhyming brah and quinoa is genius. There is a Trader Joes song, I saw it a year or so ago.
That Whole Food at Lincoln and Rose depresses me. I grew up there and it was the final yuppy nail in that neighborhoods coffin for me.
Course I go to other Whole Foods just not that one.
Girls gotta get her quinoa on...
I fell out over the "$80 for six items" line. So true. It's called Whole Paycheck for a reason.
Carlea said…
This is awesome.

I live in northern Virginia. This famously made the rounds about a year and a half ago.

"Arlington: The Rap"
Anonymous said…
De-lurking to say that when I saw this video, I thought of you. I think your posts about crazy incounters at TJ's made me think of you. Glad to see you got it.
sewa mobil said…
Nice article, thanks for the information.
Liz Dwyer said…
Hehehe. I bet you were totally humming this while pushing your lil shopping cart thru the aisle! ;)

So over at the youtube page for this video there are some folks claiming that these guys actually swagger jacked a TJ's version. I checked the TJ's version out and they're pretty different. But wow, same issues, different store!

That's gotta be sad to see that sort of change happen. I haven't been in a Whole Foods in ages. If I want healthy stuff, I hit up the Nature Mart in Los Feliz, independently owned and only 7 parking spaces. But no one fights over one! ;)

IKR? That's why I had to stop going there. Can't afford it with the way my boys eat.

Hahaha! That is really funny. Thanks for sharing. I have a couple of friends who live there so I'm gonna ask if they've seen it.

Aww, I'm so glad you delurked! ;) Yes, I have definitely had some crazy encounters at the TJs. Still, nothing like the Manhattan slapping incident I saw in the news.

Sewa Mobil,
You're welcome!
BBJ said…
Just to let you know--there is a response video now--"Revenge of the Black Prius".

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