It's Gettin' Real In The Whole Foods Parking Lot
I love my friends. One of them just sent this rap parody video of the Whole Foods shopping experience. Gosh, I laughed so hard just now watching it.
"Yo man...
Yo I know you see me here dude!!
I've been waiting here like 10 minutes, man!
No, no no... this is MY parking space man.
What you need to do is put your little hybrid in reverse,
And go out the way you came in.
WHAT?!?!
Yo its about to get REAL in the Whole Foods parking lot man..."
Hahahaha! Please let these guys do a Trader Joe's version, too!
"Yo man...
Yo I know you see me here dude!!
I've been waiting here like 10 minutes, man!
No, no no... this is MY parking space man.
What you need to do is put your little hybrid in reverse,
And go out the way you came in.
WHAT?!?!
Yo its about to get REAL in the Whole Foods parking lot man..."
Hahahaha! Please let these guys do a Trader Joe's version, too!
Comments
I know! I about choked on my tea over that line. So awesome.
Of course you would post this when you know I have to go to Whole Foods tomorrow! I'm sure I'll be humming this down the aisles...
That Whole Food at Lincoln and Rose depresses me. I grew up there and it was the final yuppy nail in that neighborhoods coffin for me.
Course I go to other Whole Foods just not that one.
Girls gotta get her quinoa on...
I live in northern Virginia. This famously made the rounds about a year and a half ago.
"Arlington: The Rap"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1RMuoQnKo
Hehehe. I bet you were totally humming this while pushing your lil shopping cart thru the aisle! ;)
Dolphyngyrl,
So over at the youtube page for this video there are some folks claiming that these guys actually swagger jacked a TJ's version. I checked the TJ's version out and they're pretty different. But wow, same issues, different store!
Elise,
That's gotta be sad to see that sort of change happen. I haven't been in a Whole Foods in ages. If I want healthy stuff, I hit up the Nature Mart in Los Feliz, independently owned and only 7 parking spaces. But no one fights over one! ;)
NYC/CR,
IKR? That's why I had to stop going there. Can't afford it with the way my boys eat.
Carlea,
Hahaha! That is really funny. Thanks for sharing. I have a couple of friends who live there so I'm gonna ask if they've seen it.
Anon,
Aww, I'm so glad you delurked! ;) Yes, I have definitely had some crazy encounters at the TJs. Still, nothing like the Manhattan slapping incident I saw in the news.
Sewa Mobil,
You're welcome!