The 9 Craziest Search Terms That Brought You Here Vol. 2
Crazy things happened today...like Notre Dame and Northwestern both won their football games and are now 4-0. Just wow.
You know what else happened today? Some of your cousins found this blog by typing in some seriously odd search terms. Here are the nine most bizarre from the past 24 hours.
1. what happen in the massage room: You get a massage. Like this:
Were you expecting something else?
2. best smoke shop for crack pipes los angeles: I don't think I can help you, but I bet this guy, Tyrone Biggums, can.
3. how to tell if a building is sliding down a hill: Gee. Umm...
Yeah, I got nothing for ya either.
4. My husband has long pretty hair:Aww, really? Does he do this all day with it?
5. saw professor in locker room: Thank God you're an upstanding person who doesn't believe in surreptitiously shooting locker room cell phone pics so you could blackmail her into giving her an A. Good job!
6. swore i was 32a how am i 34b: Because you were wearing the wrong bra size cos you didn't go to get yourself properly measured in the first place.
7. i miss the 1980s: I have a feeling you're not the only one.
8. nudist world: Get real. If you see 99 percent of the people you know nekkid, you're gonna be just like this:
9. gonorrhea clap: You know, I've never had gonorrhea--or any other STD--but I've always wondered why it's called "the clap." Is it because sufferers clap through the pain?
Thanks for putting a smile on my face, y'all. Tune in next week for another edition of Los Angelista's Crazy Search Terms.
You know what else happened today? Some of your cousins found this blog by typing in some seriously odd search terms. Here are the nine most bizarre from the past 24 hours.
1. what happen in the massage room: You get a massage. Like this:
Were you expecting something else?
2. best smoke shop for crack pipes los angeles: I don't think I can help you, but I bet this guy, Tyrone Biggums, can.
3. how to tell if a building is sliding down a hill: Gee. Umm...
Yeah, I got nothing for ya either.
4. My husband has long pretty hair:Aww, really? Does he do this all day with it?
5. saw professor in locker room: Thank God you're an upstanding person who doesn't believe in surreptitiously shooting locker room cell phone pics so you could blackmail her into giving her an A. Good job!
6. swore i was 32a how am i 34b: Because you were wearing the wrong bra size cos you didn't go to get yourself properly measured in the first place.
7. i miss the 1980s: I have a feeling you're not the only one.
8. nudist world: Get real. If you see 99 percent of the people you know nekkid, you're gonna be just like this:
9. gonorrhea clap: You know, I've never had gonorrhea--or any other STD--but I've always wondered why it's called "the clap." Is it because sufferers clap through the pain?
Thanks for putting a smile on my face, y'all. Tune in next week for another edition of Los Angelista's Crazy Search Terms.
Comments
But doesn't it TOTALLY seem like something we should've seen on Oprah? ;)