For All You Undecided Voters, Here's a Third Party Option You Should Consider
C'mon, roll with me and ignore that "must be born in the U.S." rule. Martin Gore, Andrew Fletcher, and Dave Gahan could easily serve as our POTUS. They could easily split up the day into three 8-hour shifts and bring some serious, 24/7 all black everything style to the White House.
Need more proof that Depeche Mode is the way to go? Here are five reasons to give them your vote:
- Hotness: Exhibit A.
- Talent: Exhibit B, and Exhibit C.
- Thirty years experience bringing folks together: Exhibit D.
- They're honest: They held a press conference on October 23rd announcing their new tour and actually admitted they haven't settled on a name for the song played at the start of the event.
- They're not beholden to any special interests: They consistently manage to ignore that Super PAC of fans who threaten not to buy the next Depeche Mode record unless they bring back ex Mode member Alan Wilder. Pfft, look at Dave Gahan up there, impervious to the pressure. He's all, "Look folks, Alan's been gone for 17 years. We're cool and all, but he's not coming back. Next."
They gave some good answers, right? You ready to write them in on the ballot on Tuesday? Let's do this! Election Mode in full effect!