For Real, That Jason Wu For Target Stuff Is Kinda Ugly
Yes, I know everybody loves Jason Wu because he's designed some great stuff for our First Lady. Yes, I know I was supposed to be going crazy over him designing clothes for Target. And yes, I know I'm supposed to be outraged over the greedy duo that rolled up into a Target in Miami and bought up ALL the Jason Wu clothing in the store. While that is totally shady, I can't help but think that those vultures are going to have a hard time selling it on eBay...because the Jason Wu stuff is seriously ugly.
C'mon now, you can't tell me you are DYING to spend your hard-earned ducats on any of the stuff in the above photo. $44.99 for a "short-sleeve printed cycle dress" that looks like something I might have worn when I was six? I know it's all hipsterrific to wear dresses like this, but it has so much I-almost-got-made-into-a-dishtowl action going on that I just can't with it.
Also, can someone please tell Mr. Wu to STOP making those horrid pleated skirts? It's well known that pleated skirts look fabulous on pretty much no one--and if you want to tell me that they look great on you, go on and keep deluding yourself. All that excess fabric is not doing any figure any favors. And let's talk about this blouse that Wu thinks we should be pairing with that black pleated skirt:
If we saw Mrs. Obama in this, we would not be hailing her as a fashionista. We'd be asking ourselves, why does Mrs. Obama dress like someone's geriatric grandma?
Am I a hater? Call me that if you like. I just can't get amped for unattractive clothes that are probably cheaply made--cheap fabrics, poor cut, terrible fit. I hear it's sold out. I don't know why.
C'mon now, you can't tell me you are DYING to spend your hard-earned ducats on any of the stuff in the above photo. $44.99 for a "short-sleeve printed cycle dress" that looks like something I might have worn when I was six? I know it's all hipsterrific to wear dresses like this, but it has so much I-almost-got-made-into-a-dishtowl action going on that I just can't with it.
Also, can someone please tell Mr. Wu to STOP making those horrid pleated skirts? It's well known that pleated skirts look fabulous on pretty much no one--and if you want to tell me that they look great on you, go on and keep deluding yourself. All that excess fabric is not doing any figure any favors. And let's talk about this blouse that Wu thinks we should be pairing with that black pleated skirt:
If we saw Mrs. Obama in this, we would not be hailing her as a fashionista. We'd be asking ourselves, why does Mrs. Obama dress like someone's geriatric grandma?
Am I a hater? Call me that if you like. I just can't get amped for unattractive clothes that are probably cheaply made--cheap fabrics, poor cut, terrible fit. I hear it's sold out. I don't know why.
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