Can I Buy One?

Here's a conversation with Olinga last night:

Olinga: Mommy, do you have a pee-pee?
Me: No.
Olinga: Why?
Me: Because girls don't have pee-pees.
Olinga: Why not?
Me: Because God didn't give girls pee-pees.
Olinga: Why? Did he run out of them? We could go get some at the store!

And the thing is...in this day of plastic surgery, he's probably right!