Questions for B
Have you ever seen Beyonce on tv or in a magazine and thought of questions you'd like to ask her? I just saw a headline about how lackluster the new Destiny's Child CD is...and it made me think of a few ?'s for our girl B:
- How long does it take your makeup artist to do your face?
- Aren't you scared you are going to look like Tina in a few years?
- What does your real hair look like?
- How often do you have to get your weave redone?
- Did you make Jigga take an AIDS test?
- Does Jay forbid you to listen to R.Kelly?
- Don't you really think that Michelle Williams is prettier than you?
- What were you thinking when you put Usher in your "Naughty Girl" video? (He can dance but he has the body of a teenage boy...nothing to get naughty with)
- ...And aren't you a little annoyed that he asked Alicia Keys to be on "My Boo" with him instead of you?
Ah, I feel so much better now that I have my questions off my chest. I think I'll go ruminate on potential answers to them...and perhaps share those in my next post.