Questions for B

Have you ever seen Beyonce on tv or in a magazine and thought of questions you'd like to ask her? I just saw a headline about how lackluster the new Destiny's Child CD is...and it made me think of a few ?'s for our girl B:

1. How long does it take your makeup artist to do your face?
2. Aren't you scared you are going to look like Tina in a few years?
3. What does your real hair look like?
4. How often do you have to get your weave redone?
5. Did you make Jigga take an AIDS test?
6. Does Jay forbid you to listen to R.Kelly?
7. Don't you really think that Michelle Williams is prettier than you?
8. What were you thinking when you put Usher in your "Naughty Girl" video? (He can dance but he has the body of a teenage boy...nothing to get naughty with)
9. ...And aren't you a little annoyed that he asked Alicia Keys to be on "My Boo" with him instead of you?

Ah, I feel so much better now that I have my questions off my chest. I think I'll go ruminate on potential answers to them...and perhaps share those in my next post.